Grace

Ive kind of been in a hole of no motivation, Ive been dreading writing and I don't know why. I might write and I might not I'm not sure I will really try to in the following days.

I promise to have chapter 3 of pretty hurts out tomorrow, I don't when but definitely tomorrow.

Oh. My. God. 
          
          I have been sick for the last THREE WEEKS.
          
          I had strep at first, then two ear infections in BOTH ears, and now a worse case of strep. 
          
          I hate that I have so many excuses for not writing and I promise this isn't me procrastinating. I will try to start posting again. I'm sorry I'm really bad at this.

So, uh, my phone is broke and I can't get the file on Google docs because I can't remember the password so BOTH chapter 3 and 4 will be out sometime this week, sorry Lil boys.

Pretty Hurt's chapter 3 coming in a few hours or tomorrow at the latest. Hope you're excites Lil boys.

Have a fear of the dark? Here's an easy fix!
          
          When you're ready to go to bed turn out the light immediately. After that, rush to your bed and begin masturbating. This will scare the monster because no one wants to see that. 
          
          Monster still not leaving? 
          Don't stop masturbating and look directly at the corner and whisper, "This is for you..." Then climax. Monsters are sure to leave after that!
          
          *Notice*
          Monster may develop feelings for you. If this happens I wish you the best of luck.

I could cure cancer... But I'm not going to.
          
          Why?
          
          Because on the first day of school a kid told me this; "Cancer isn't actually real its all in their head, most of the time they just need some fresh air". 
          
          So apparently cancer isn't real folks, we can stop any research and start filing the patients outside until the cancer just goes away.
          
           See NoT A PrObLEm AnYMOreeeEeeee.

I woke up tired and dazed, from being sick, and decided to check my phone. I went to Instagram and read a new post my close friend sent to me and something popped into my head. I thought "You know what fuck them, i'mma eat my phone." I fell asleep and woke up with my front teeth hurting so I guess I tried to eat my phone.

Yo does anyone know why I have 61 notifications of other people I follow posting to there message board?
          

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