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Okay, ima start a quick game of Smash Marry Kill. But with a small twist. Anyone is free to join in at any point and give their opinions
Basic rules, but the three options have to have at least one thing in common, either physically, mentally or have similar backstories like for example my first suggestions would be as follows;
Jiraiya from Naruto
Kakashi Hatake from Naruto
Or
Gojo Satoru from Jujutsu Kaisen?
All three have white hair, thats the similarity. And before the other people give you their answers you voice what you would do and why.
Like, Id kill Gojo bcuz hes an arrogant manchild who, from what ive seen, has had pretty much everything handed to him his whole life.
Id euphorically marry Kakashi because he's been through so much bullshit in his life he deserves to love and be loved by someone.
And well as for Jiraiya... if ima lose my v-card. I want to be sure the guy knows wtf he's doing. Like Sure Kakashi is closer to my age, but Jiraiya, with his novels? Like think of how much EXPERIENCE that man must have. Like, sure Kakashi is obsessed with Icha Icha Paradise, but that doesnt mean he's ever actually done the dirty, like as far as we know the Copy Ninja of Konohagakure is as 'experienced' as the protagonist in the beginning of the movie 'Jane the Virgin'.