Sir T. Robert Pearson was born in 1841, in Shrebbleshuff Pond, Whames-on-Potswood. He graduated from the Fremmes Grammar School for Soft Young Boys in Fentwilth, to go on to study at Oxford's experimental (and promptly disbanded) "School of the Colonial Arts". He bravely served in the 1st and 3rd Pepper Wars as both an artillery captain and in the venerated position of head scullion to the magistrate. Pearson then spent close to three decades participating in daring expeditions into the heart of East Africa, whereupon he contracted crippling Lynchworm and Dementia. Upon his return to England, Lord Pearson was knighted and admitted to the Welshing Institute for the Infirmed, where he wrote the bulk of his celebrated novels.  Following a 1909 parliamentary decree to release all infirmed members of the aristocracy, Lord Pearson returned to his ancestral home, Shrebbleshuff Manor, where he remained an uncontrollable burden to his kin until his death by consumption in October of 1917. A statue of Lord Pearson still stands in Mjembabway, Kenya, to commemorate his christianizing-at-the-sword of the last village of the Dmemgambo tribe.