I C SHIBUAL HARASMUNT!1!11!!!11!11!!!1!11!!!!!!
DIS NID 2 STAP CUS SHIBE NOT 4 HARASMUNTING, BUT SHIBE FOR WORSHEEPING.
ME IZ MUCH SAD, VERY BAD.
PLISS REED MY BUK CHAPTURR 3 CUS IT BE AL ABOWT SHIBUAL HARASMUNT AND RAPE!!!1!!1!11!!!
DIS VRY SIREEEYUS PROBLUM CUS SHIBUAL HARASMUNT DA BAD
IF CHU WANNA UNSAPORT DIS PLISS JOIN DA MOOVMANT BAI DA ME CALD "MUCH SHIBUAL HARASMUNT, SO STAP!1!1!11!!!111!!1!!"
DIS VRY IMPARTUNT SO PLISS HALP DA PUR DOGE