Me a year ago - I don’t like swearing. If I do I’m really mad and I use other words.
Me now - What the f*Ck is up. Holy mother of Frigg you did not. Dam it you did. Frack you you son of a mother. Go to Helheim. Like b*tch, wtf?
My swears are a mix of actual ones and me being a freaking nerd. Take with it what you will.