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Some of my favorite quotes!

"BIG DEAL! I CAN USE INNUENDO, TOO! TONIGHT'S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER...BLOWJOBS!" --Mr. Torgue

"She's got a gut full of dynamite and a booty like POW" --Tiny Tina

"Keep running asshole! You're just going to die tired!"--Raystriker1365's Trent

"You're.. Uh.. Special.?" --Jack

"Oh. That's.. Nice!" --Timothy

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, something, something.. Stars." --Jack

"Oh, for the LOVE of - okay. Great. Success. You're pissing me off. Good for you! Here's your prize!" --Handsome Jack

"You bandits don't just die quickly, I mean, example: This one guy in New Haven, cities burning, people dying left and right, yada yada yada, and this jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon. And I'm just, dying laughing right? So I just scoop out his eyeballs with it and his kids are like, "waaah", he can't see where he's going, bumping into stuff, maybe you just had to be there. Anyways moral of the story is you're a total bitch." --Handsome Jack

"No, no, no.. I can't die like this.. Not when I'm so close.. And not at the hands of a filthy bandit! I could have saved this planet! I could have actually restored order! And I wasn't supposed to die at the hands.. of a CHILD KILLING PSYCHOPATH!! You're a savage! You're a maniac, you are a bandit, AND I AM THE GODDAMN HERO!!" --Handsome Jack

"Wait a minute...! Well, hang me upside down from a telephone pole, cover me in honey, and leave me to a slow death at the hands of hungry spiderants -- you ain't a Hyperion robot, you're a vault hunter! That's like a unicorn!"-- Scooter

Soon I'll have more intresting quotes made by my precious assholes!