PHYCO_CHILD2.0

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In a universe where Christa and omid’s baby survived along with Jane and Luke’s baby and A.j. And Clementine has to take care of all of them.
          
          Clementine: Omid junior givvme that knife
          O.J : but it’s so fascinating 
          Clementine: O.J give me that fucking knife or I will drink you like the ugly juice you are.
          J.J: Clemmmm, A.j stole my gun again 
          Clementine: shut the fuck up Jane Junior, you are getting on my last nerve!
          A.j : Clem J.J stole my knife.
          J.j: Did not
          A.j: did so
          Clementine: shut the fuck up both of you or I will give the gun to O.J
          A.j: you can’t do that
          Clementine: why not?
          A.j: CAUSE HE IS A DRINK!
          Clementine: And J.J sounds like a car brand. Now all y’all shut the fuck up or I will make all of you drink orange juice,Clementine’s and CANTALOUPE 
          All the kids: BUT ThATS CANNIBalISM and cantaloupe is disgusting 
          Clementine: Good now shut the fuck up.
          *Louis Jumping into view*
          Louis: you’re a cruel mother figure if you make them eat cantaloupe.
          Clementine: shut the fuck up Louis or I will put you in time out
          
          
          I dunno what I’m doing I’m just bored....

I have been making “the walking dead G.M.V’s” and when you have to slow/cut/edit clips down you ummm notice things........................You would be surprised the amount of times you catch Louis Looking at Clem’s ass.

“Dog food lid” backward’s is “dildo of god”
          
          Okay bye

Penny wise : I know all your fear
          Me : I ain’t afraid of anything ya, high ass clown.
          Penny wise : Louis,Violet, A.j or Clementine dying on “Take us back”
          Me : *sobs*

Person : what do you think is the main cause to youre sadness.
          Me : *looks up blankly*
          Me : sad clouis fanfiction.
          Me: *throws tv, smash’s against wall. Then calmly curls up in little ball and sleeps*

So just found out a teacher at my schools name is “Mrs Everett”
          And it took a lot of self control NOT to stand up and scream “WHY DA FUCK YOU CHEATING ON LEE YOU STUPID HOE” obviously I didn’t say that cause I remembered Lee is a fictional character and I need to get over his death.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I need a life.....

(My twin brother Ryan playing GTA 5)
          (Achievement: Buckle up appears on screen)
          Ryan: something Kenny didn’t do.
          (Me slowly drops comic I was reading and stares up at him)
          Me: You are one sick son of a bitch!
          Ryan : Louis lost his—
          Me screaming hysterically: WE DONT SPEAK OF THAT, YOU DEMON!
          (Me : holds up cross with Kenny on it)
          Me : BE GONE DEMON I HAVE THe POwEr OF LORD KENNy OH MAH SIDE!
          Ryan : (shakes his head in disappointment) and they call me the weird one.