My name is Donald J. Trump. Do I really need to tell you? This is gonna be the greatest page that you've ever seen. It's gonna be so great, that you won't be able to comprehend, how great, this page will be be. You'll be like, "Donald! Donald! No! No! It's too great!" And I'll be like, "...You're welcome."
P.S: You're favorite Uncle, Trump
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Stories by Donald Frump
Fake Moments With TRUMP
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