I'm actually writing my own bio now.

My name is Isaac
I love talk about cutting people up
I not vary attractive
I HATE MY LITTLE PONY
I will do anything for my friends 
I write poetry and songs
I sing
I love sushi
I love to help anyone with any problem they have
I will kill you if you hurt my friends
I love music (Five Finger Death Punch is the best band ever)
I love talking to people when I have the time
I am bi
I am taken by the best girl in the whole wide world
And I hate myself with a burning passion