Hello follower of to be known species, I am Ez. For legal and humour purposes I must give you a rundown on what happens now that you have followed me, if any of these concern you please message customer services where you will be put on hold for eternity listening to the same song (old McDonald) until you cry tears of blood.*
-undetermined side effect can occur **
-your body can now be used as a vessel for demons and or other “bad” “mythical” creatures ***
-you have. 56% higher chance to have ‘death by monkeys’ ****
-cookies are now currency *****
T&C
*although the hold for eternity if you wait over 3 days you will automatically get through to customer services
** If any side effect occur I am not liable in any way shape or form
***if your body can not handle possession and your inside turn to goo I am not liable in anyway shape or form
****we are not sure what this is but all we know is that you’re more likely to have it happen to you
*****all cookies are accepted unless they have fruit in them.
Thanks so much for following btw :)
Lots of love Ez x
