My BEST(happy now, lol) friend goes by the name of MrsAllyTomlinson, and she needs to calm down. She is excited that I 'joined the dark side', as in liking 1D. I'm making her a fan fiction, and she thinks pheasants are funny. 

Now, about me. I am an ex-vegetarian, I like marching band, Gangnam Style, unicorns, Harry Potter, and watching people fail at life. If you want to send horrible jokes, I'm all ears.  Did I mention I HAVE A SLEEPING DISORDER, wicked high body temperature, and weird anxiety/paranoia! I'm a hot mess, but at least my friends love me. <3


Enjoy your life, but not too much. If you do, I'll have to find you and kill you for having too much fun. *KIDDING, DON'T HURT MEH* 

I also enjoy 1D, Backhouse Mike, Christina Perri, Train, Maroon 5, Led Zeppelin, Toby Keith, Jimi Hendrix, The Beach Geezers(more accurate than Boys), and all that jazz.

I hate poor grammar/spelling, I really don't like fake people, I love sarcasm, and I have an enemy, that I once "threatened" with poison dart frogs. I'm actually really nice, as long as you're not mean to other people. I don't care if you're mean to me, but anybody else, and I will become a VENGEFUL, GRUDGE-HOLDNG SHE-BEAST. 

Pictures of little kids kissing gross me out, it's not cute! :P And 18 year olds dating 14 year olds= BABYSITTING. eww

My precious baby brother has severe autism, and even though I don't always show it, I love that kid to bits. He's only a year and a half younger than me, but he's so cute, he'll always be my baby bro.

Please read my horror story, I NEED TO KNOW IF I'M WORTHY. I have a fan-fic in the works, and feel free to give me suggestions!


I have severe stage fright, but I'm not THAT shy around people I know. 


I'm jealous of Jimmy Neutron, his brain and his dog are fabulous, I sing sometimes, I play the freakin' clarinet(5 years, yo!) I want to be a marine biologist, My family annoys me, but I love them, and people tell me I'm smart sometimes.



One more thing.... I LOVE YOU. <3