Turtle-OPS

Hey, writer Ferret here. My lame ass is back, and if you don’t know who I am, I am the author of the following fics:
          	
          	Brandy Boys
          	Teuchi
          	Haruno the Jashinist
          	
          	Yada yada. All stories that have not been updated since like 2019. Well I’m back again, have published a new chapter of Brandy Boys and am working on fixing my cursed drafts. 
          	
          	Have hope that I may update again at least twice more this year. Thank you for your time my loves! 

seaempress21

@Turtle-OPS  does that mean you're gonna update haruno the jashinist 
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Turtle-OPS

Hey, writer Ferret here. My lame ass is back, and if you don’t know who I am, I am the author of the following fics:
          
          Brandy Boys
          Teuchi
          Haruno the Jashinist
          
          Yada yada. All stories that have not been updated since like 2019. Well I’m back again, have published a new chapter of Brandy Boys and am working on fixing my cursed drafts. 
          
          Have hope that I may update again at least twice more this year. Thank you for your time my loves! 

seaempress21

@Turtle-OPS  does that mean you're gonna update haruno the jashinist 
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Turtle-OPS

HAHAH, not me posting chapter fifteen of a book I said I abandoned to re-write. Anyways, the original File One has a new name now; 'Archived File [Error?]' check it out I'm posting more chaps bc I need more crack fics in my life even if I have to write them myself.
          
          - Scorpion (I'm back in business gang)

SYNlLIGHT

It's fine. Do what's best for yourself.
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Turtle-OPS

No, but seriously, I'm posting more of it because I've been taking myself too seriously and need to write something that I don't have to worry about being good so long as it follows at least something of a plot so adding to one of my old stories where the grammar is already atrocious and the storyline is there but lacking is probably the best thing for me right now lol.
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Riothehalflab

Hello if ur still alive or online pls update some chapters on "Haruno the Jashinist" or whatever that spell is pls update 
          

Turtle-OPS

Hello, this is Elle <Ferret> speaking. I’ve returned to my middle school shame and will be seeing what I can update and what I’ve ruined completely. Stay tuned valued readers
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Deverano_

@zeuschrist The account of the writer ElleReed is deleted so its unlikely 'Haruno the Jashinist' will get updated 
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Turtle-OPS

good morning all, unicorn here!
          
          i didn’t write much or update the way i was supposed to, but if you did happen to enjoy my following stories:
          
          • porcelain 
          • slow dancing in the dark
          • megalomaniac 
          
          and didn’t read their most recent update (deleted as of now), then i am here to inform that these, along with my unpublished drafts, are moving to my personal account, @unicornspiit . they are not up yet, but they will be in due time. 
          
          thank you for your time.
          
          -uni