Turtlegod032

Guys you should go read and comment on the poem I wrote I'm really proud of it
          
          Please

Being a racehorse is not in Juliet’s future because god forbid I run my horse super duper speedy around a field and she steps on and kicks rocks and goes lame (sore, limping; think stubbing a toe) the next day *eyeroll* (this is sarcastic she just has sensitive tootsies)

My riding instructor took away my stirrups and made me do a whole lesson without them ToT my crotch hurts so bad
          
          Juliet also decided that going slow was for babies and just kept getting faster, murdering me even more
          
          But on Friday at my lesson I'll have my stirrups back and me and my classmate are going to do a jump-off! (Jump as high as we can)
          
          In September, though, my instructor is stealing my stirrups again. Not just for one lesson, but FOUR! Two whole weeks of no stirrups, and it's not even No Stirrup November *sobs* pray for me y'all

Genuine question: did Caine just never question *why* people kept abstracting?? Or did he just say "oh well, I have other humans to entertain"??

Being told "no" is so weird. Like wdym I can't have $1,000,000 to spend JUST on saddle blankets?? Like hello?? (This is a joke btw)

Unpopular opinion: you can have a best friend of the opposite sex and NOT be a couple

Unpopular opinion: we shouldn't have made Gracie Abrams famous
          
          Sure her songs are catchy but both of her most popular songs (I Love You, I'm Sorry and That's so True) have some really uncomfortable and borderline creepy lyrics
          
          "Thankful you don't send someone to kill me" implies that she did something so bad that someone wants her dead. Sure it could also imply that her ex was crazy, but to me it feels like she did something absolutely awful to make him want to kill her and he just hasn't done it yet
          
          "Catch me on your ceiling" and honestly the majority of That's so True implies that she's been stalking her ex and his new gf
          
          Idk these are just my opinions but she creeps me out (and she's genuinely not even a good singer). In some of her songs she plays the victim whereas in the others she's clearly the bad person in the situation.
          
          Take into account I've only listened to a handful of her songs so I don't have a full deep-dive supported opinion but the lyric choices of several of her songs make me question the kind of person she is.

          tadc fan spotted out in the wild! (It's me in my bubble hoodie)

My Bubble hoodie and Kinger keychain was delivered!! They're so cute!!! I'm never taking this hoodie off lmao I love Bubble so much

Movie three Astrid is SO PRETTY <3333333