dick and balls

Sir, we seem to have similar interests. You and I are now required by law to swap hcs and favorite indie songs. Also please, I'm horribly desperate for author friends-

Whoever made this... You are dead to me.
          https://youtu.be/FJiF80gnmvg

I have deleted all my books other than my art book, I'm not gonna use this profile anymore and I don't feel that much towards writing fanfiction anymore either. I'm still going to upload on my art book, but please understand I am not putting back up my other books things I used to have on here.

Person: if you were to have any animal part, what would it be
          Me: oh, well thats easy--
          Person: BESIDES an elephants penis
          Me: oh... :(

Carson sweatshirt  s t a y s  o n  during sex

L i k e  t o  c u m  I N S T A N T L Y -

Damn..~
          I be homie-sexual and y'all be lookin like a couple of snaccs~~~

My mind: I wanna do crack
          Me: n-nO!!!?

Me: I don't crack the Kit Kat's, I just bite into them all together
          Anyone who hears that: wtf, how do you sleep you monster..
          Me: preferably on my stomach,,, I smoke a lotta weed..

"Tried to go to the nether but had no portal.
          Dare you try to kill me, HA! Gorsh I'm immortal." -said by a legend