Shylee

I miss you so much
          I hope you’re okay
          I check on ur account almost every day hoping that there’s an update
          I hope you’re okay
          I love you bb <3

Top favorite movies (not necessarily in this order):
          Deadpool
          Deadpool 2
          Coraline

hey so im sorry ive been ia on here for so long. unfortunately i cannot post on here anymore anytime soon. i have an AO3 account by the username of phanic_atthedisco and you can check out my works there if youd like. i can no longer converse with people on the internet, however, so please, if you look at my ao3 account, dont mention names or this account. im so sorry.

A month without uploading he comes back with a tag (whoo)
          That no one even tagged him he's not a challenge to drag (ouch)
          So prepare for an attack and by that I mean cringe (cringe)
          Cause this motherfucker's 'bout to get dragged by his fringe
          
          First things first, you're freakishly tall it's weird you look like a noodle (true)
          You've got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just look like a poodle (hobbit)
          Throw in a really annoying posh voice and, yup, that's Dan (posh)
          You're what would happen if Winnie the Pooh fucked Slenderman
          
          You procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? (ooh)
          You're so close to being forgotten, the hate's imaginary (whoa)
          The only reason you get views is you're another white guy
          That people ship with his friend cause they think it's kawaii
          
          Oh
          Reasons why Dan's a fail (Yay!)
          I'll give you some

You never tweet, you overeat, all you do is cry and sleep
          Your jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality (uh huh)
          Your family's sad you flopped your law degree at university
          And anything embarrassing that's from your past you just delete
          
          You were vegan for like three weeks, then what, you missed the meat? (milk)
          Wow, I'm so impressed by your clear moral integrity!
          You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic
          But can't make toast without tumblr saying you're problematic (boo, oh)
          
          I could go on there's more if I check
          There's more things on this list than chins on your neck
          On your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
          A 100? Yeah, when getting out of bed makes you out of breath? (real)
          
          So your celebrity crush was J-Law but now it's Evan P.? (mhmm)
          What the fuck even is your sexuality?
          It's hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry (what is it)
          I think it's just to hide that you're secretly a furry
          
          I'm-I'm joking
          Obviously
          
          Okay that went deep...
          Repress it? Yup!
          Before I start crying let's wrap this shit up
          
          I'm gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza (feelings)
          Shout out to the other youtubers especially Ryan Higa (jerk)
          A cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation
          Met with no depreciation it's the YouTube nation
          
          Click subscribe, if you wanna watch 4 videos a year! (or 3)
          To see my last one (from 10 years ago), just click over here (fail)
          So leave a comment with your reaction, you can call me a liar
          Cause you just witnessed the roast of danisnotonfire
          [Sobbing]

It's October spoopy Halloween time frens

An Unfinished Story That Just Kinda Came Out The Other Day: 
          
          The darkness split into vine-like tendrils that slowly crawled up her legs as she swung her arms around and an attempt to escape. Tears streamed down her face and the clouds of darkness seems to consume her screams. Her fingernails pried at the darkness, but it wouldn't let up the slightest bit. Blood rose to her wounded fingertips and a single tendril of black brushed slowly across the drops of blood, knocking them to the floor. The girl stared in fear as the cloud grew in size. A yelp escaped her throat when the outstretched tendril locked onto her fingertips and pulled her arm so it was adjacent to her shoulder. The same happened with her other arm, and darkness slithered up her torso, folding and crumpling the fabric of her shirt as it did. Where the darkness touched her skin, a burning sensation spread across her. She hissed through her teeth and pulled at her arms, but to no avail. The dark tendrils wrapped themselves around her chest and slowly squoze. She found that air was harder and harder to bring into her body as the darkness pulled tighter on her. The last of her air rushed out of her lungs and white dots lined her vision. Her lungs screamed, her chest ached, and her screams turned to choked gasps. The cloud of pitch black seemed to rattle in a laugh at the girl's agony. 

I just have to say that @Wattpad 's new ad showing is actually really great. When I first saw the request for me to watch a video to pay the author, I clicked the "watch" button faster than you could blink. It's a really great way to not only support the authors we love, but also raise money for the app that we all spend our time on. It's genius and I'm a definite supporter.

I'm writing a short story for a class I'm in, and once I'm done with it, I plan to put it on here. I'm so excited!

I'm literally so messed up. My parents are taking my siblings and I out to a slightly fancier dinner than normal because we got good grades, and I'm feeling depressed and guilty about it! Like, why on earth do I feel like bawling my eyes out just because my parents are spending a few more dollars on me than they usually do?