“Imagine Adulting”

dude thx for voting 

I think I’m having a mental breakdown but this one is pretty weird idk those bad thoughts are there and I’m suppressing them with fanfics

Ur pfp..I love it sm

Alright, I don’t do this much but imagine a being that’s been around so long, that the only way it copes is by smoking weed....and then that very being is asked to join the Avengers Initiative
          
          “Earth’s Mightiest Pothead”
          
          “I’m not a Superhero, just a Super Stoner. Trust me, there’s a difference.”
          
          “My safe word is ‘Taxes’ if you really wanna know.”
          
          “I should’ve said something like, ‘He’s not magical, he’s only walking on ICE!’ No one would have stopped me too, but logically speaking, he did walk on water that manipulative and clever prick.”
          
          “Mary was no virgin, she slept around like a lazy house cat but in heat. Jesus was the bakers son who she raised to say that his Father was God so Joseph wouldn’t leave her.”
          
          I’m in the process of writing this.

Thanks so much for adding my Supernatural story, The Secret of Henley Winchester to your reading list! I greatly appreciate it and hope you enjoy my book!

IDK WATTPAD WSS BEING DUMB SO THIS IS A SAFETY SAVE BC I DIDNT SEE THE PART
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Thanks so much for adding my story to your reading list! ❤️

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@Maroon5_love AND THANK YOU SO MUCH. GUESS I GOTTA START WATCHIN