My name is Braden and I absolutely hate twilight. Its filled with sparkling gay fairies and giant hairy beasts! Seriously what was Stephanie Meyer thinking hasn't she seen Dusk Till Dawn or Thirty Days Of Night, those vampire don't skip around in the sun saying look at me im sparkling! The vampire on Sesame Street Count Von Count is scarier than Edward Cullen and his fairy friends. And Bella Swan, shes dating one of those ultra gay fairies, wait shes married to one, wait a sec she is one! And she has a daughter that is half fairy half human. Seriously who would want a half fairy half human child (apart from Edward and Bella Cullen)! And those hairy werewolves or shift-shapers as Edward likes to call them, they go from humans to big ugly hairy beasts! And all the kids on the reservation look basically the same, they are all tanned and have short black hair and a tattoo on their arm, when they lose their temper they turn into wolves.  The Volturi think they are all scary and they run the place. Well they aren't all that scary when you think about it, they are basically sparkling old men. Oops I mean girls! They think because they have all these special powers like mind reading and tracking and one can even make you lose all your senses (sight, hearing, feel and all that) that they make me scared after all they are just sparkling fairies. Btw to all Twilight lovers you can go jam a stick up your ass, because i don't really give a shit what you think of me because what you think of me is nowhere as bad as what I think of you! And also one last thing, TWILIGHT IS ULTRA MEGA GAY! Sincerely TwilightIsGay. =)