The REAL OG

You stole my chicken nuggets

I'm done with Sergio. He treats me like a ragdoll. Brb gotta hide my television.
          
          Oh have you seen my wig around? 

This is important: 
          
          Confession time...
          
          I...I 
          
          
          didn't flush the toilet yesterday.

If you aren't an Egg Sandwich are you really even living your best life 

Happy New Year beaches *Creeper explodes*

Despite all my rage I am still just a piece of bread in a basket

Don't ever forget your choccy milk before you leave.

badass https://www.wattpad.com/story/207936249

Some people need to fucking calm down and get the CARL'S JR BACON SWISS CRISPY CHICKEN

I am 100% legitimately  Rachel guys