When you're trying to sew something together but the sparkly ribbon you want to sew on is so curly to the point you have to pin it down and iron it for it to be straight, but it still isn't straight so in anguish you tell "WHY CANT YOU BE STRAIGHT" at it then realise how wrong and bonkers you sound:
I think I've reached the end of my emotional capacity to think anymore
A star has 5 ends, a square has 4, a triangle has 3, a line has 2, but our circle of friendship has no ends. Send this to someone you care about, if you get five back, you’re awesome, if you get 10 back you’re popular, if you get 15-20 then DAMN
Water is the solution to everything.
Thirsty? Drink water.
Want clear skin? Drink water.
Want to cool down? Water.
Have a backstabbing friend? Drown them.