It pains me to say this, but we have been forced to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Due to factual inaccuracy, we have had to edit each chapter to fit the "proper" time scheme.
-Jane Winchester
P.S. Damn you, Frankie.
(P.P.S. Just kidding. I actually love you, and I'd never damn you to anywhere. I'm just frustrated.)
P.P.P.S. For any of you reading, this series of inaccuracies was as much my fault as hers... I'm just the first one to a computer to tell you about it.