You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter.

You say Edward Cullen, I say Cedric Diggory. 

You say Forks, I say Hogsmeade.

You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione.

 You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black. 

You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters. 

You say Go to hell, I say Go kiss a dementor.

 You say baseball, I say quidditch. 

You say Twilight is better than Harry Potter, I say You must not tell lies. 

You say Depression, I say Dementors must be near, have some chocolate. 

You say school, I say Hogwarts.

 You say I'm gonna kill you, I say AVADA KEDAVERA!

 You say life, I say Harry Potter!