Twizted205

I'm falling back down the bendystraw rabbit hole XD.
          
          Honestly it's been awhile. I wanna write something on them, but I b so invested in the fanfics and Tumblr au's on these two dimwitted dorks.
          
          
          
          Not to diss myself, but my writing almost ALWAYS takes a dark fucked up turn.
          
          I'm just FUCKED in the head. Idk why

Idk why my weird self came up with this weird scene at work, but I did.
          
          Consider it a shirt crackfic? Kinda.
          
          Loud foot steps stammered down the staircase as a somewhat short muscular man ran towards the livingroom where a young woman sat. Her blue dyed hair held up in a messy bun, and her green eyes shot wide open as her attention moved towards the man. Completely discarding whatever it was she was doing prior to the outburst.
          
          "BETHANY! WHERE'S MY TORTILLA SHELLS?!" His tone was aggressive. The sound bouncing off the walls.
          
          "Tortilla shells? Oh... The bags in the oven." Her expression was nonchalant. As if it was obvious.
          
          "Oven...? WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY IN THE OVEN?!"
          
          "The bag said baked goods Dylan. Baked goods go in the oven. Did your mama not raise u right?"
          
          "YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB WOMAN! THEY GO IN THE CABINET OR ON TOP THE FRIDGE!"
          
          
          
          
          The argument last for a week.

I know I'm not exactly the best writer, but if anyone wants me to update a certain story I'm willing to make the time to do that. You could comment, or leave a message. I'll see it.
          
          I'm willing to do request, if I don't know what it is I'll look into it, and I'll do it. I seriously need motivation to keep going. If I don't I'll just be stuck in the routine of work and sleep.
          
          Seriously work is like 70% of my life rn XD

I keep saying Imma work on my unfinished stories, or imma start a new one, and honestly I've been trying. Seriously, but freaking works been busy. I actually worked through both breaks and lunch all last week. JUST to get my number up. -_-
          
          I will eventually update this month. No promise for when, but I do love writing. I want to experiment, and get better at it. Not for like a profession or anything. Just as a hobby I enjoy, and want to get back into.
          
          But for those who care, here's just a one shot idea for my Peter fic:
          
          
          I never wanted to this life. Maybe that's what the creator of my fairytale made me think. I can't even tell if what I think is really my own thoughts, or his. What I can say is truly mine, is the life I have now. I'm not the Peter Pan that yearned for a mother figure, or wanted to hear some new story every night. I'm the villain in this story now. Not Hook, or those who wander onto our island.
          
          I'm a killer.
          
          I'm the bad guy.
          
          Other tales fear my name.
          
          I like it that way. It keeps them safe. The bloods on my hands, not theirs. I won't allow anyone else to die under my watch.
          
          There will not be another darling incident. Never again.

IDEA! Okay hear me out, because you can NOT tell me suicide squad joker is not FiiiiNNnnnNeeee,
          
          BUT that's not my point,
          
          I love joker, I love Harley, they would be even better if the joker wasn't a massive DOUCHE half the time (most the time).
          
          SO, I really wish my writing was as good as the stuff I come up with in my head bro omgggg, FOR REALLLL.
          
          HERE'S THE IDEA FR.
          
          Joker, okay, he dies in a fight or something (TBD) GOES BACK IN TIME to when he FIRST met Harley, and idk maybe she remembers to. (Also TBD/COULD B AN ALTERNATE CHAP)
          
          Joker's always thought Harley would love him NO MATTER WTF HE DID. But the Harley back then (or the one that remember (like they could've had an argument B4 whatever where she had some reality check moment and said IM DONE BRO))
          
          BUT because of that Harley ISN'T obsessed with him anymore, AND Joker, (after it FinALlY dawned on him that Harley DOESN'T FUCKING CARE. He's like, "well shit I'm stuck here."AND he finally realized he loved the fuck outta this woman, and doesn't wanna lose her.), Joker wants his Harley back, and he will do ANYTHING to win her over again. EVEN IF IT MEANS STARTING FROM SCRATCH

I miss school broooooo
          
          Which is definitely a weird thing to say, BUT TO BE FAIRRRRR I miss certain things about school. Not the whole thing.
          
          Like choir.
          
          Lunch.
          
          Certain teachers.
          
          Talking to my friends bro we barely talk anymoreeee 
          
          And stuff I can't think about right, since I gotta get ready for workkkkk

Nevermind this is my last spam post.
          
          NETFLIX GAVE PIGGY AN ACTUAL NAME!!
          
          Nicholas
          
          I love that

Okay last spam post I promiseeee.
          
          It's up! Sneak peak is atleast, which the scene'llcorobably happen around chapter 3 or 4, and it'll be a longer chapter than that. Which is aaaAAAAaaaa words omg O~o
          
          It'll b long af for sure.
          
          I proof read it! So if you see something that doesn't make sense please lemme know.
          
          Other than that (I seriously doubt anyone actually cares, since Jack x Peter isn't really a popular ship, but bro why do people ship mf Elsa and Jack, and mf Spiderman x Elsa!? I remember those YouTube vids where someone dressed as them, and didn't even talk!)

I posted the lil sneak peak, but imma touch it up and add fonts when I get off, so in like a hour and a half it'll be changed. I doubt anyone's actually interested though 
          
          I do wanna work on a new chap for my jalph fic since the shows out.
          
          And work on finishing my zadr, and Jeff x reader fics too.
          
          I got alot going on O~o

I'll post the preview in a new fic since I exceeded the letter count thing. =_=