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Alright motherfuckers so a couple weeks ago I shot the fucking dog that lives across the way, little barking ass motherfucker was on top of the god damn balcony, he wouldn't shut the fuck up, you feel me, and I had to drop my nigga, I had to put him the fuck down, you feel me? Ah little annoying ass fuckin bitch, like you know what man? Like, dog owners, if you guys are watching this motherfuckin video, control your motherfuckin ugly ass barking piece of shit fuckin dogs. You know what I mean? Like, motherfuckas are tryina sleep, niggas got work in the morning, motherfuckas got plans later that day, or maybe you just tryina come home and fuckin relax. Not listen, to a barking ass motherfucka, WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF, and I mean all motherfuckin day, all motherfuckin night, you feel me, so what the fuck I did, I got dressed in all fuckin black, made sure it was 9:30 - 10:00, made sure it was completely fuckin dark, you know what I mean, and this is a god damn BB gun shotgun, you feel me, and I'm sitting back right, I crack the fuckin screen, I got this muthafucka lined up in my sights right, I'm pleading with myself, I'm pleading with the fuckin owner, please go outside, and get that muthafuckin dog, please, and I'm like, don't do it, don't you fuckin do it, my nigga you feel me, and A, I gave him and extra five fuckin minutes. I gave him 20 minutes to shut the fuck up, you know what I mean, I gave him an extra five my nigga, little fuckin grace period, he wouldn't shut the fuck up, POW! POW! POW! Right there in the muthafuckas face. Maybe next time, you'll shut that muthafuckin dog up. Maybe next time, instead of leaving him outside, you'll bring that little barking ass piece of fuckin shit inside the god damn house, and maybe, just maybe, he wouldn't have gotten his punk furry ass fucked.