YOU HAVE A TART! YOU HAVE A TART! AND YOU HAVE A TART! EVERYONE HAS A TAAAAAAAAAAART!

Did you know the "tart" is another word for prostitute?

I should really changed my user name...

But I won't because I'm lazy and uncreative :D

Hey everyone! TwoManyTartles heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. Just wanted to give you a warm welcome to my profile page, but I seriously don't know why you're here. There's nothing to see besides my failure.

Anywho, I should probably start telling you the boring stuff about me before I run out of characters.

I'm fandom trash, I aspire to become an author and a YouTuber, Writing is my PASSION, fantasy and romance is my SHIT (never forget), Get Scared is my all-time favorite band, I play the ukulele and LOVE IT, I'm a pretty big CreepyPasta fan (even though that fandom has gone to shit TT^TT), I have trouble (for some reason) remembering my left from my right, I have a Quotev (Hehehe but you don't get to know what it is :P), I have a friend who obsesses with KPop (more specifically BTS), I'm starting to shimmy myself into the musical fandom, and if you're trying to imagine my face right now I suggest you STOP. It's not pretty.

The current book I'm reading right now is The Kiss of Deception, but no matter how many books I read, Zodiac by Romina Russell will ALWAYS be my favorite.

I have a huge TBR (To Be Read) list, and I'm just gonna put a few here (-wo)

-Outlander by Diana Gabaldon
-The Siren by Kiera Cass ( I love her)
-Thrown of Glass by Sarah Maas
-Angelfall by Susan Ee
-A Constellation a Vital Phenomena by Anthony Narra
-Three Dark Crowns by Kendere Blake
-The Kiss of Deception by Mary Pearson
-Hunger by H.A. Swain
-The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater
-A Discovery of Witches by Debra Harkness
-Dreamers Pool by Juliet Marillier
-A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah Maas
-This Savage Song by Victoria Schwab

Side note: YOU SHOULD TOTES GO READ THE LUNAR CHRONICLES AND SIX OF CROWS THEY ARE SO GOOD
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  • JoinedMarch 7, 2017



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