J: Liv, how do we start these?
L: Hm, I don't know, Jay. Do we just describe ourselves? I don't think they want to know that much about us. We're kinda weird. 
J: But anyways! Hi there... What do we call them?
L: Let's call them fellow Wattpadians! Or our little sad dimples. Whisks? Hamsters? Woah, not hamsters. MY MIND, JAY. MY MIND!
J: You're giving everyone mental images! Let's just call them cookies, because we can ^-^
L: What about our little lions? c:
J: Lion cookies? Ah forget it. But yes, welcome all you wonderflu people out there!
L: *wonderful (I'm the grammar police)
J: -.- ... Whatever. This is where we will be posting most of our co-written work (Phan and stuff) and if you want to see some more multifandom things, you should follow our personal accounts! @PixelatedPhan for me ^-^
L: And @TheTroubledHalfblood for me! You guys should just follow me and not Jay because I'm the tall one. Jay's just a little shorty.  
J: *Cough* Tall straight homo
L: IT WAS ONE TIME!
J: Whatever, Liv. I hope you guys enjoy our stuff, and yeah. See ya
L: I think Jay went onto Tumblr or through some other dark, never-ending vortex of sorts. I'm going to find her. Love you guys! <3

Extra: Liv is taller than Jay, which Jay despises and will GET TALLER THAN HER. Liv knows that Jay will probably only grow an inch or so, and will be close to her height, but never be taller. Jay has discovered her love for writing when she was about 11, she thinks. She's also YouTube Trash AF. Liv doesn't even remember when she became aware of her passion for writing. She's in too many fandoms to function and can binge watch about 4 seasons in about a weekend. Jay and Liv cosplayed as Ten and Eleven for Halloween. Jay thinks this is dragging on again and they should end it here. Jay is more like Dan and Liv is more like Phil. ^-^ Liv agrees that this is too long but disagrees with the second OPINION. It is a *untrue* fact that Liv is more Dan-like and that is all, thank you.
L: HEY, THAT FACT IS TRUE.