I just got out of my Jazz Band rehearsal. During that, this annoying alto sax kid kept on being rude to the teacher ON PURPOSE! And people were saying "shut up, _insert name here_" and stuff like that. So the alto sac player decides to say, "you guys are so rude! I have feelings too!" And guess what I said?
"Yeah, only for yourself!"
Moral of the story, do NOT be an annoying, hypocritical, bas*tard! (: