I am a giant weenie. I love Brendon Urie. I named my dildo Tyler, I named it after myself. I enjoy bringing 2.5 noodles onto airplanes. RIP Uncle Jimmy. forever in our prayers.  I love big birds and shoving eggs up my ass. I guess you could say my ass is an edgy egg. The egg fic is my bible and the only reason I'm alive. Shit Phil, I was cooking eggs. Tyler is a bub.