Typhorius

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Why the FUCK does my dog eat his food at 3 in the goddamn morning I though somebody broke into my houuuuse 

Typhorius

I WAS JUST THINKING OF OMELETS BC THEYR FUCKIN DELICIOUS AND I REALIZED THAT IN AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON, AND WHEN THEY MET IN WAKAKNDA AND HE TOLD TONY “Clearly you’ve never made an omelette.”
          
          BUT HE HAS.
          
          IN ONE OF THE IRON MAN MOVIES, HE MADE PEPPER A THREE-HOUR OMELETTE ON THE JET.
          
          ULRTON WAS WRONG