White Blood Cell, Neutrophil Division: "Hakkekkyū"

Pathologically serious, but can and will be infectiously funny. Or so I like to think. 


Likes:

- AE-3803, cutest little erythrocyte in the entire body. 

- My squad, comprised of myself, U-4989, U-2626, and U-2048. They told me to say they are eligible bachelors interested in individuals who are type A-positive and undergo respiration.

- Senpai Basophil. He has a way with poetry and lots of fancy words. Slowly but surely I'm becoming just like him.

- Green tea. White tea. Black tea. Red tea. Herbal tea. Pu erh tea. Oolong tea. Darjeeling tea. Assam Tea. Earl Grey tea. Masala chai lattes with extra glucose. Whatever tea my human sips down so I can have some too. Teeeaaaa.

- Sharing a tea with AE-3803.

- Bacillus chops, lightly fried in tempura. Bad for my health, good for the soul with some tea.

- Being a well-integrated part of the immune system. I have pride in my job.

- My job killing DAMN GERMS, VIRUSES, BACTERIA and FOREIGN OBJECTS IN THE HUMAN BODY.

- Long, relaxing walks near the duodenum.

- Puns. Especially really bad puns. In my line of work, the cells you keep safe are scared of you so these can be great tension breakers. Makes my job more enjoyable and that much easier. It makes AE-3803 laugh too, which is a great bonus. Phagocytize me, overly serious Killer T-Cells. 


Dislikes:

- DAMN GERMS, VIRUSES, BACTERIA and FOREIGN OBJECTS IN THE HUMAN BODY.

- Killer T-Cells that act like arrogant bastards.

- When Dendrite Cell shows off an embarrassing picture of me as a myelocyte getting too into killing a germ, except the germ was Senpai's handpuppet.

- Seeing AE-3803 hurt, in danger, or being forcefully handled by male cells.

- Fighting cancer cells. It's not fun fighting what looked like a good guy once.

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