=> hello my fellow slaves <=

=> my name is Eli <=

=> I am your master <=

=> just kidding!!! Hehe you only wish you were my slave and I was your sexy master <=

=> I'm 16 years old <=

=> there's this language I speak.....it's  called COLORFUL LANGUAGE <= 

=> I'm mother-fucking gayyyyyyy <=

=> to me your worth more than money babes <=

=> Amdrew is mine and will forever be Mineee  <=

=> meet me at midnight and me and my unicorns will be waiting for you ;) <=

=> guys I literally have no friends...I'm a loner,I'm a loner,I'm a loner <=

=> give me all of your candy!!! <=

=> candy is like weed <=

=> I like to twerk like miley!! <=

=> bitch come take a selfie with me <=

=> I'm not like this nash grier dude....I don't say OR NAH! all the time <=

=> I love sleeping with the sirens <=

=> I love school <=

=> but if bitches could fly..my school would be a fucking airport <=

=> Welp I'm dun now!!! Byeeeeee babeeee <=