UKRYTY: Welcome, to the UKRYTYstudios.we are here in the warehouses of Wattpad. 
*the camera pans around and shows the whole hall*
UKRYTY:We showed up here a few days ago and all there was was this camera, old furniture and some weird people claiming they owned the place *snorts* well we found a temporary solution for now *points to the ceiling where old cages are hanging where you can just see the outlines of people*.
UKRYTY: We'll do this again later-*is interrupted by a loud noise *
UKRYTY:*hisses* what are you doing here?
LÄMMCHEN:*very loudly*bringing the intern out*points to the trash bag in her hand*.
UKRYTY:*annoyed groan* Now that you're here I might as well introduce you, this is LÄMMCHEN, my esteemed co-writer. Oh, by the way, what did the intern do this time?*points to the trash bag.
LÄMMCHEN:he was lighting a cigarette, right next to MANEKO *gives UKRYTY a meaningful glance*
UKRYTY:Aha ok, but we really need to reduce our consumption this is the fourth one this month.
LÄMMCHEN:You're right...
UKRYTY:Wait you put out the cigarette, didn't you !
LÄMMCHEN:*BEEP*!
UKRYTY:Shit, you know that MANEKO should never be left alone with fire!
*something burns in the background*
UKRYTY:*panic scream*
*camera falls over and everything goes black* UKRYTY:*far away*NO, I worked on that for two months!
*you can hear paper burning*
UKRYTY:NOOOOO
*steps*
LÄMMCHEN:Oh,FUCK, the camera is still on-
*camera is turned off*