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Okay so, uhm, I know I'm vv late to this, and I'm really reeeeaaalllyyy sorry for that, ily I promise. 
            
            You are the actual light of my life. You're the funniest, sweetest, kindest and most loyal person I've ever met. I'm so glad I married you last year because honestly, I could not have found anyone better. You've been the most amazing wifey ever and I don't know how to thank you for that.
            
            When I first met you, i was in awe of how amazing you are. I seriously am the luckiest girl in the wOrld to have you as my wifey. You're so funny that sometimes I'm left clutching my stomach with tears in my eyes at things you say. You make me laugh so hard I forget how to breathe. 
            
            You're also meme lord 101. You've got the best taste in memes and you leave me wanting more (; . You are the most gorgeous and amazing human being I could have found on this platform and I never plan on letting you go.
            
            Happy birthday wifey, 
            
            I love you more than snape loves lily.
            
            I love you more than Hermione loves books.
            
            <3

HEY LITTLE ASSHOLE WE'RE NINJA GOALS, imagine us kicking ass as ninja turtles please tell me you're up for that because i want that hella ANYWAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! FINALLY MAN YOU'RE ALL GROWING UP TOO FAST HELL WE ALL ARE IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A YEAR SINCE WE'VE MET AND WE USED TO BE CLOSE BEFORE I GOT TOO BUSY AND I PROMISE IT'S NOT MY INTENTION TO IGNORE ANY OF YOU IT'S JUST THE SHIT CIRCUMSTANCES ): but i do promise to make more of an effort, the times i do remember with you are the ones i refuse to forget though they cheer me up whenever i feel sad and you've always made us all laugh, you might not be sappy all the time BUT WHO EVEN WANTS THAT WHEN WE CAN BE CHEERED UP BY ALL THOSE JOKES YOU MAKE??? I LIKE HOW YOURE SO UNIQUE IN THAT YOURE ALWAYS YOU AND UNAFRAID OF SPEAKING YOUR MIND AND ROASTING ANYONE AT ALL AND IVE ALWAYS LIKED BRUNETTES SO I LOVE YOU ALL BUT I LOVE YOU TOO SO NEVER EVER BE SAD ILL HATE IT AND ILL CUT SOMEONE INTO PIECES FOR YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HAVE A LIT BIRTHDAY YOU REALLY DESERVE IT AND MAKE SURE TO BUY YOUR FAVORITE CAKE <3 

bestie this is my bestie everyone back off i claimed her before any of you did nobody can compare to me and her we’re the klutz goals also you have my heart with you so don’t ever think i forget about you when i’m not here because YOU ARE ALWAYS IN MY HEAD OFC AND I REALLY DO LOVE YOU JOKES ASIDE BECAUSE YOUVE BROUGHT SO MANY POSITIVE CHANGES IN MY LIFE AND YOU CONTINUE TO BE A BRIGHT FUTURE HOPE AND I CANT THINK OF REASONS TO NOT LIKE YOU i believe you can do SO MANY extraordinary things because you’re so capable despite of whatever crap you believe which is a load of junk but wbk and AKAKAKAK you can be in any mood and i’ll love you for it because you’ve always been here for me, well a small part of me is always going to be with you even when we arent talking and whenever you feel like you have need of me i really am here, no questions asked, no complaints filed, you have me whenever and however, it’s FINE to be whoever you are because we love you for it, for those memes, for the latenight i do crack sleeptalks, for the subtle but there display of affection, for the tentative shy signs of love you show us YOURE ACTUALLY KINDA ADORABLE YK LIKE DAMN GIRL GET IT well you are getting it from brother james but ahem thats not my business so lets move on so ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY and i want you to have lots of fun okay i know its hard for you with all these annoying exams and whatnot BUT MAN ITLL BE OVER IN NO TIME SO JUST CHILL OKAY ITS COOL ITS CHILL WE ALL GO THROUGH IT so what if it went like shat it doesnt matter dw just be happy bestie i love you.