Summer✌️

Bark Bark Bark, SOMEONE'S FUCKING YOUR WIFE!!!! 

"I’m assuming that those ladies who, while maintaining some level of bush and an active lifestyle, are willing to wear jeans all day in the summer then come over and sit on my face probably think pretty highly of it to let it rip like that." 
          
          ~Matt from Brooklyn 

FUUUUUUUUUUCK! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF MATH HOMEWORK! UGH! 

Finally, a place where all the Kik AU's can fit in. I'm not very fond of them but, at least there is a place where people who are can read them in proper form.  Maybe they'll stop posting them on Wattpad all together. 

I've written more essays in this month than I've ever written in my whole entire life! Ok I might be over exaggerating, just a little bit. I've written so many essays back to back. If this is too hard for me what am I gonna do in high school. I'm happy you don't have to write essays in math, or that many in science. I'd be so screwed if that were the case, considering I'd be taking 10th grade Math and Science instead of 9th. Someone find me a shotgun. 

I just read the posts I sent and they make absolutely no sense. XD Am I really this bad?

Why am I suddenly sober? Well I was before I started writing this. . . I'm going to bed before someone decides I need a fùcking straight jacket. 

If this post sounds Emo er something you can blame it on my lack of sleep. (Seriously, half of these were written while I was in conspiracy theory mode. Aka I might as well be drunk off my ass mode.) Oh shit. . . I forgot what I was gonna write about. 

I think my school is trigger happy with all the essays I'm getting assigned. I can't write on essay in 24 hours how am I supposed to do two and not make them worsen more.

It's 3 in the morning. I have to wake up in 3 hours to go to school. Meanwhile I'm up and writing an essay I had all weekend to do. Procrastination at its finest.