Hi dudes! I totally wrote in our names, I'm pretty sure it's like totally obvious because I'm so much more awesome than Artie. Oh yeah, in case you couldn't tell, this is totally the hero talking! Maybe Artie'll put something in here, maybe not, totally whatever he feels like doing. But yeah dudes, this is totally like the best profile on here! And Canada made the site too, so he totally won't kick me off.