UdontKn0wMeh

MY DAD JUST POSTED HIM TWERKING ON HIS STORY THIS IS MY THIRTEENTH REASON

BIGDICKYNUMBER1

@KD09062453  Good (I got another account )
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FingersInMyB00tyhole

@KD09062453 AHHH I MISSED YOU (This is @UdontKn0wMeh but my account got locked so I have to use this one now)
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UdontKn0wMeh

MY DAD JUST POSTED HIM TWERKING ON HIS STORY THIS IS MY THIRTEENTH REASON

BIGDICKYNUMBER1

@KD09062453  Good (I got another account )
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FingersInMyB00tyhole

@KD09062453 AHHH I MISSED YOU (This is @UdontKn0wMeh but my account got locked so I have to use this one now)
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UdontKn0wMeh

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I'M SO FUCKING DONE. 
          
          I JUST DRANK SPOILED MILK AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS A MONTH OLD SO I'M ABOUT TO VOMIT.

UdontKn0wMeh

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FUCKING HELP ME I JUST GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT I'M BEING TRACKED. I'M GOING TO CRY. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

UdontKn0wMeh

@randomthings5622 She has an airtag on her keys  so I guess it detected the airtag near me
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randomthings5622

@UdontKn0wMeh what was your mom doing, and how!?
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UdontKn0wMeh

Nvm y'all it was on my mom
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UdontKn0wMeh

Do y'all ever listen to Doom Eternal music while reading Smvt? It makes it more intense

Val_Lynn

@UdontKn0wMeh artic monkeys>>>>>>
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UdontKn0wMeh

Y'all I forgot I need to change in a gym locker room with NEW strangers I'm scared

UdontKn0wMeh

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UdontKn0wMeh

HELP I'M USING MY COUSINS UNDERWEAR BUT I FORGOT TO PUT A PAD ON AND I FORGOT I HAVE MY PERIOD SO NOW MY WHITE BED SHEETS STAINED

FingersInMyB00tyhole

@randomthings5622  I have no idea what you just said
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randomthings5622

@FingersInMyB00tyhole No but my mom may be, she just corrected me and told me that hydrogen peroxide gets the stains out. DO NOT mix bleach and hydrogen peroxide together
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UdontKn0wMeh

I THINK I SHART MYSELF AGAIN HELP

UdontKn0wMeh

@Jhdhhaf  
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            HERE, EAT IT ALL UP FOR ME
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Jhdhhaf

@UdontKn0wMeh LET ME EAT IT *big long whiff*
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UdontKn0wMeh

Y'ALL I WAS ABOUT TO USE THE BATHROOM ROOM WHEN I FOUND MY UNCLE'S PUBE HAIRS IN THE TOILET AND THERE WAS PEE ON THE SEAT SO I WIPED IT OFF AND WHEN I SAT DOWN AND GOT UP TO FLUSH THERE WAS A LONG ASS PUBE HAIR ON MY LEG MY JAW DROPPED I NOW LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR

m0onl1ghtread3r

@UdontKn0wMeh  Babe you're slower than jet lag istg
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m0onl1ghtread3r

@UdontKn0wMeh NO? IM TALKING ABOUT KILLING YOURSELF WHAT ABOUT ME
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