What happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in movies of the 80s? I want John Cusack holding a portable stereo outside my window. I want to ride on a lawn mower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake of Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want a Judd Nelson raising his fist in the air because he knows he has me. Only once, you want my life to be like a movie from the 80s. It prefers a musical time for apparent reason. But no. No, John Hughes is not going to direct my life.
-Easy A