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“Every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll boobs. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey
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Honey I'm Home [SHORT STORY]
Megan. Oh, sweet, poor, little Megan. She deserved so much more. So, so much more.
