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(> #<) < So I got u this waffle 


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(O.O) 
(> #<) < But then I was like this waffle be looking mighty fine 


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(^ . ^) 
( > >) < So I ate the waffle 


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(- . -) 
(U U) < But I felt guilty 


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( ^.^ ) 
(>o<) < Then I got you a cookie 


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(* . *) 
(>o<) < But it looked good too...


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(~.~) 
(>o<) < You won't mind...


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(^ . ^) 
(U U) < So I ate it :D





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█ 10% Evil 
██ 20% Artistic
███ 30% Your Mom
████ 40% Dead People Seeing
█████ 50% Edible
██████ 60% Gamer
███████ 70% Water
████████ 80% Batman 
█████████ 90% Insane
██████████ 100% AWESOME POSSOM


Brian Regan:I’m lookin’ at the Pop-Tarts box and I notice they have directions on there. I give up on this species… They have toaster directions, which, I’m not makin’ this up, the toaster directions are longer than one step. I don’t know how that’s possible that the directions are longer than one. You think it would be, “Step one: Toast the Pop-Tarts. Go ahead, toast ‘em. It’s okay. Hey, are you still readin’ this?”

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There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people

Brian Regan:I am sensing that someone has died in your family,
Random Person:Yea my father,
Brian Regan:Recantly?
Random Person:25 years ago,
Brian Regan:THAT RECENT???? I am getting an "M",
Random Person:His name was Boe Davis,
Brian Regan:MISTER Boe Davis? He died of natural causes?
Random Person:He was shot by a bazooka,
Brian Regan:So naturally he'd be dead.