Dearest peachyshyness,
After months of being logged out of my wattpad account, I return to find you have written something new: simply titled naomi.
'What fun!' I exclaim, as i joyfully click the read button, ignore any and all disclaimers, and begin.
What happened next I could only describe as horrific. I am now stifling tears, sitting on my bathroom floor, not unlike a 4 year old would. I am devastated. I am ruined. Excellent job.
Kindest regards,
Me
(More YPIMO coming soon hopefully this weekend)