HOI

The things I already know about you; 
1. You are reading this
2. You are a human, dragon, Time Lord, or guinea pig
3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You skipped number 5
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
10. Now you are going to copy and paste this on your profile to see who else falls for it