UmaBaybee

Like, I don’t often post here, but go check out my new x reader drabbles  onegai. I know how you sluts like Bakugou, and I like handing him his ass, wich will definitely be a recurring theme

UmaBaybee

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So...my grandma died today. I was really close to her, closer to her than with my mom. I don’t know y’all, I don’t feel anything but my head hurts. I was told it was my stress and grief meeting in the exact same place. My mom is being a 5 star bitch, and I really can’t stand to be in the same room with her with all she was saying. How do you talk shît about your mother who let you freeload off her your entire life when you find out she died? I don’t know. Only my bitch ass mother. 
          
          Anyway, I just wanted to tell y’all that I don’t know about the schedule, not that their was one before. I could throw myself into my work and risk my mom smashing my fifth phone (she did the same to the others in a foot of rage), or I could go on hiatus, but grief doesn’t stop the flow of ideas. I dunno. Whatever, peace ✌️ 
          
          
          
          Cherish the ones you love while you can

UmaBaybee

A conversation me and my wife had about the Uchihas:
          Wifey: I would suck the cock of every Uchiha
          Me: hope you have good technique 
          Wifey: I’ll become heiress
          Me: you think if you swallow enough of their kids they’ll make you heiress?
          
          It really had my sides aching

UmaBaybee

To all the people who support pride fall, I hope you find true happiness only to have it ripped away from you. It’s disgusting to think you could terrorize people just for liking who they like. What’s so wrong with finding love? 
          
          To the rest of you out there, my LGBT community, happy pride month ️‍

UmaBaybee

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Okay, potential spoilers for the heroes rising movie. when Todoroki killed that fire breathing wolf/bird/human guy, we all saw him almost fucking die, right? He dropped his temperature lower than the South Pole, and we even saw him collapse and black out at the end of the fight. Now don’t get me wrong, I love Todobabe as much as the next person, but come on. when we come back to him, he’s completely fine! He could have died on the spot, or at the very least had some sort of medical attention, but nothing! And don’t give me that “endeavor heated him up har har har” because guess what? If he did, his son was basically a human popsicle for a couple of minutes before he got there, number one, so he should have been very hurt or long gone. Number two, YOU CANT JUST THROW SOMEONES BODY TEMPERATURE FOR A RINGER LIKE THAT AND NOT EXPECT BACKLASH FROM UR BODY. has anyone ever heard of homeostasis? Let me refresh you: it’s the balance of the body, from blood sugar to fat to temperature. My guy didn’t even have so much as a head ache.  upsetting homeostasis Can lead to a state of disease, but noOoO, wE gIVe hIM PlOt aMoR. Thank you for coming to my Sally Rant. *Cries*

UmaBaybee

>:OOOO YALL WE GOT THIRTY FOLLOWERS!! I know it seems insignificant—after all, it’s only thirty people, but wow! That’s a lot.  We will now go back to your regular programming while I catch up on some much needed sleep. Hell, I said I was going to watch an episode of Moon Lovers and never got around to it :((