Hey, you.
Psssst.
I want something from you.
You don't have to give it to - never mind, I'm not gonna say that, it sounds weird.
You don't have to...supply me with it? Does that sound better?
(I have no idea what I'm doing)
((I'm actually really awkward))
(((I probably sound like a creep)))
((((So sorry about this))))
I WANT A REQUEST FROM YOU BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT WOULD BE FUN, OKAY? OKAY.
That was so stressful.