It ain't just about busting heads and chasing tail
Sometimes you gotta stop and smell the motor oil

(Show us how it's done then, Einstein!)

I may not be the sharpest tack in the box
I'm a latchkey kid, but they keep changing the locks
I ain't no sweet talking Romeo but I can fight
You better bet your life
--
Blep
Feel free to chat idrc but I don't do much on here anymore
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  • JoinedMarch 8, 2022


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Umlord Umlord Oct 31, 2024 02:40AM
I don't get sleep ^-^ anyway time to go look for some star wars fanfics I'll tell you if I find anything good 
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