I admit that, in the past, I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, "a witch"
But you'll find it nowadays I mended all my ways
Repented, seen a light, and made a switch
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here, lately, please don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed