UnamoosedPotato

Life Goals:
          	- move to Europe
          	- become a milf
          	
          	
          	
          	...that’s it.

UnamoosedPotato

When y’all read xreader stuff, do you prefer 1st person or 2nd person? Im trying out something new. 

-blackcatsluvr

I personally like 1st person more but I love both
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UnamoosedPotato

Just found out I'm 83% masculine... Just kill me with the rest of the men

-R3GGIESWRLD

@UnamoosedPotato bet *pulls out knife*
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UnamoosedPotato

You know what's really great? Falling in love with a boy across the country that you've only known for 24 hours. 

UnamoosedPotato

You see... Now I've done it again. And a different guy too 
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UnamoosedPotato

The fuckin time zones are killer
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UnamoosedPotato

To everyone who has read my Wyatt Oleff fic and commented on their awful cooking skills: HOW TF DO YOU FORGET WATER????? IN MAC N CHEESE, IN RAMEN. IDC. PLEASE USE WATERRRRRR 
          
          don't burn your houses down-
          -use water
          -dont put anything metal or metallic in the microwave
          -always monitor when using the stove
          
          sᴛᴀʏ sᴀғᴇ

UnamoosedPotato

@maddiewastaken don't be surprised when I don't show up at your funeral
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_Magnetic_Cows_

@UnamoosedPotato I'm a good cook though so I was like Gordan Ramseying over here reading all the comments 
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