Uncle Vernon

*RIPS <3 OUT* I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU WERE MEAN TO THAT POUR CHILD...VERNON I'M DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED.I'M THE EVIL QUEEN AND WITH YOUR HEART IN MY HAND I CAN MAKE MY SISTER TURN YOU INTO A FLYING MONKEY! SO DON'T MAKE ME.*SMILES SWEETLY*
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          I THOUGHT I MIGHT DO SOME ROLEPLAY.WAT I GOT BORED.:):):):):)

@Anna_Jones02 what I want 

Hello Vernon.

@paddy97coolpink  What do you call me then love? *Smiles sweetly*. 

@Anna_Jones02 "whatever, you can't call me a human."

@paddy97coolpink  I'm a witch and a pirate. I think I win. 

@Anna_Jones02 "no I'm a wizard!"

@paddy97coolpink  Aren't you a human? 

@Anna_Jones02 "a human."

@paddy97coolpink  WHAT THE BLOODY HÆLL IS A MUGGLE?!