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Heh.
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Heh, I kinda died.. oh well. It's not like I haven't died
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*You got a text from sans
"went to the beach, or waterever you humans call them, but I had fun. But salmon did a funny prank on us"
*You groaned/chuckled at the pun
"Heh. It was pretty funny, although papyrus doesn't seem to enjoy it"
*What?
"They slapped a dead fish on the table, and left. You should have seen undyne's face, She was shocked, heh."
*. . . why would they-
"Although I don't advice any of you to actually slap a dead fish on salmon's table. That's kinda rude don't ya think?"
*You agree with sans for once
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@Under-Fuck "Grape jelly is obnoxious and pineapple are good"
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If I ever become a cashier. It would be entertaining.
"Would you like this toy 'Raptor' not?"
"*Sigh* yes I want this toy wrapped"
"Whoever can receive this Buae'tree'ful gift would be lucky"
"Christmas is over. It's my son's birthday!"
"Christmas can't be the only year you get a gift"
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*You couldn't help but stare at the snowman you made. Was there something missing?
*You asked sans about it, and he gives you a weird look. He snickered and smiled at you.
* "i carrot believe you didn't notice that now kiddo" he smiled weirder.
* You're now filled with disappointment.
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Happy Valentine's day kiddo's
I'm spending the day all alone
Ya know... The Kissual? It is
Kisstal clear that some of you
don't have anyone to share
this holiday with.
Spend the day with maybe some
music, relax, and be lazy for all
I care.
I'm doing an efflirt with my day
kiddo. Anywho time for me
to get back to sleep.
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It's so ruff being the funny guy. I mutt even change
At leashed I make pretty good jokes.
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❍ I onced hate snow.
Now ICE changed my mind ❞