hi, Sans here. I see you have found our humble account. Alphys set it up for us a while ago, and we've decided to use it, finally. If you have any questions for any of us- and I mean ANY, not just the boss monsters- feel free to ask them. And if you have anything to say, say it. If you have questions for people from the AUs, I'll bring them over. If ya want to RP, we will. We look forward to talking with you. Please don't tell Mettaton about it, he'll never let us have it back. Wait, here comes Frisk. Later.

hi, it's me again. Frisk says that Muffet told Mettaton about this account so he's here too now. Alphys is trying to explain the rules of the account to him, I'm not sure how much success she's hav-

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~switching to MTT mode~

❤️ Hello there, beauties and gentlebeauties! You are all looking fabulous today! Now, I have a question for all of you. What do you love about me the most?

-switching to regular mode~
S-sorry about that. You don't have to awnser that question if-  if you don't want. It's Alphys typing, by the way. I asked Undyne to explain the rules so I'll hand the laptop over to her now.

Hey punks! So, like Alphys said, I'm here to explain the rules. So.
Like Sans said, questions for us and the AUs are accepted. You can RP with us if you like, and you can say anything to us. Just make sure to specify who you're asking/talking to. If you have any dares for us, too, feel free to say em. When RPing, NO LEMON/ SMUT. Just in case someone who is... young... starts reading it and is exposed to... content. Lime/fluff and angst is acceptable. If you want to PM us, PM us. I think that's all.

Hello, humans. The skeleton speaking is the great Papyrus! I look forward to talking to my many, many fans. And I bet you are all looking forward to talking to I, the great Papyrus, one of the most famous members of the Royal Guard, expert puzzle maker, self-proclaimed 5-star spaghetti chef! Nyeh heh heh! Don't worry, I won't catch any of you. Probably. Nyeh. Heh. Heh!