Hi, I have a couple stories for the embarrassing moments book.
One time a few years ago we were presenting projects in class. This girl was called up to go.
Anyway, in the middle of her presentation she asked to go to the bathroom. The teacher said no.
After a few minutes she dropped her project and started swiftly walking to the door.
I had realized she pizzed her pants, and everyone had seen it.
Story #2
I was walking in the store with my dad. I guess I kind of lost track of him.
After around five minutes of looking for him I spotted a guy (who I was pretty sure was my dad.)
I ran up and hugged him from behind.
Yeah, it wasn't my dad.
It was a scary dude with a big mustache.
The guy just kind of stood there, staring at me.
I just said, "Uh, sorry." And ran away.
Story #3
I was at a hotel in Pennsylvania with some friends and family. We were at the breakfast bar.
This guy comes up and puts his hand on my moms leg and says, "You can go sit back down, I'll get your food babe."
My mom just kind of stood there for a minute, she couldn't even like, comprehend what just happened.
Then the guys girlfriend walks over to the guy and yells, "What the hell are you doing with that woman!"
My friends and I were just laughing our butts off.