In all honesty, I wouldn't follow me if I were you. I don't update a lot or, like, at all. I'll write halfway decent stories for a couple chapters then delete them because I get bored with the characters or the plot. My writing style changes every 4 seconds. My stories are always stupid and cliche. My dialogue is probably whiney and unrealistic. My characters are 2 dimensional and boring. Also, I'm just generally bad at writing. I mean, fuck. I'm already doing a shitty job at selling myself right now. But as bad as I am at all of this, I kind of love to do it and my brain doesn't give me any other choice anyway. It always spins stories and takes inspiration from even the most ordinary things. So yeah. At least I have decent grammar??? Stick around, don't stick around. Um. Blow on your oatmeal before you eat it. Believe in yourself. Feed your fish. Vote Bernie Sanders. Ahhh help I don't know how to end this.